GUNROX
is a hardcore old-school turn-based PvP game with full loot drop where
you can take all of your opponent's equipment after killing him
jokes to players gunrox jejejje =D
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jokes to players gunrox jejejje =D
Ok, so there were two guys who graduated from Harvard and Yale...
They both go to the washroom to pee.
When they are finished, they converge at the sink/counter.
The Yale grad washes his hands, and looks perculiar at the Harvard grad
who doesn't wash them, and instead begins fixing his hair.
Appalled, the Yale grad exclaims:
At Yale, they taught us to wash our hands after we pee...
To which the Harvard grad replys:
At Harvard, they taught us not to pee in our hands....
😁
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Here's a couple i can remember.
Why was 6 scared of 7? because 7 ate 9
How do you catch a unique rabbit? U nique up on it.
What's the difference between a voyeur and a pick-pocket?
a pick-pocket snatches watches, a voyeur watches...........
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There was a lady so ugly but so ugly that when it(he,she) entered a contest of ugly they say to him(her): " we feel it, but we do not agree profecionales "
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The teacher asks Jaimito him(her):
- if I say I was rich, it is a last time, but if I say I am beautiful, what is?
- excess of imagination.
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When Hitler reined hell on Jews, a group of ten Jews were chosen to assassinate him when he was on his way to give a speech to the Nazis, The ten Jews waited for Hitler on his route, they kept waiting for hours till they all worried on why he wasn't coming as one of the Jews said "I hope his alright."
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Have you heard of those new corduroy (cotele') pillowcases?
No?
THERE MAKING HEADLINES!
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GUNROX is a hardcore old-school turn-based PvP game with full loot drop where
you can take all of your opponent's equipment after killing him
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