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Sense of humour....Unlimited Edition
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Sense of humour....Unlimited Edition
1.
An Arab at the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast.
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2.
Gun Shop Owner: Hi, How can I help you?
Client: I am looking for a gun.
Owner: What kind of gun are you looking for?
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): That one looks about right.
Owner: (very surprised): Why do you need a .44 magnum?
Client: It is for shooting at cans.
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun) Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.
Client: (pointing again at the .44) No, I need this one.
Owner: OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?
Client: Mexi-cans... Puerto Ri-cans... Afri-cans...
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3.
An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It is the first time they have flown together and it is obvious by the silence that they do not get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters:
- I do not like Chinese.
The First Officer replies:
- Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?
- You bombed Pearl harbor. That is why I do not like Chinese.
- Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbor. That Japanese, not Chinese.
- Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...it does not matter, they are all alike.
Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer says:
- No like Jew.
- Why not? Why do not you like Jews?
- Jews sink Titanic.
- No, no. The Jews did not sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.
- Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same.
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4.
Man decided to built a huge warehouse in the middle of Africa, he engaged 3 enggineers to do it English,French and Chinese.
He says to Britt : mr Blake you're in charge of buildnig the warehouse, To french monieur de La patique, you're in charge of buildin a road from here to capitall city, and finally You mr Wu are in charge of supplies, im giving you three months to finish.
Guys cioming back after 3 mionths and sees theres nothing done, no warehouse, no road, and only 2 guys siting under the tree. He comes in and asks, wht's up guys why isn't anything done??
It's mr's Wu fault i havent seen him for ages - says Britt, me neither says French
Suddenly mr. Wu jumps out of bushes
"SUPPLIES"
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lawl.so funny😁😁😁
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_3BWv3FYg0 check this!11
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_3BWv3FYg0 check this!11
haha😁lawl good one
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carefull..
I laughed..
but you guys gotta be carefull with country and religion stereotypes..
take care...
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if moderators dont like my post, please close it and erase it, its my will to put that here, so if any1 want to blame someone - please blame only me for that, posted in good will not to offend anybody with their religion, race, political
jokes are jokes
jokes are everywhere
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gras-elite
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=92FiDLKUbFo
Watch this video it's called by friends my mind gras-elite and the fact I! greetings! adios😁☺
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