Clan Noxious Recruitment Drive

[Cruentus]

Clan Noxious is now looking to recruit players with the following requirements:

* 10-1 win/loss ratio or better.
* Around 500+ average exp per battle. (This is to ensure that you play against real players and not fake battles or staying in beginners quarters.)
* Cash to resupply his/her own items (I am not a charity so don't ask me for stuff). Your character should have some kind of appearance change from the standard appearance to show that you do indeed have cash. (Your appearance does not have to change when you apply, but it would be good if you could do something to stand out once you are in the clan - ie: green hair)
* English speaking. Put your application in writing here so I can see that you can communicate well.
* The character requesting a clan should be their main character that they play.
* Level requirements around 5-12.
* A brain. (very important since most players who play don't seem to have one)
* Other characteristics which will remain secret and I will judge - these could get you in Clan Noxious without having all of the above requirements.

Leave a message here if you want to apply.

If you are successful, you will be on a trial basis for one week to see how well you play.

By the way - nobody can bribe their way into clan Noxious. So don't even bother. And don't pm me either, I won't respond. I will contact you if I want to ask you questions.

[Cruentus]

Nobody is up to the challenge?

[dark_cloud]

can i join your clan :D
you said lvl 5-12 and i lvl 9...

[onetower]

* 10-1 win/loss ratio or better.


LOL hihihi :)


* A brain. (very important since most players who play don't seem to have one)



BIG LOL hahaha, you make my day :D

[elia]

i hawe all requerments but not the cash thing

[waelmessi]

ouch,thats too much

[Pure_Power]

I'm level 2 11/2 we'll see how good I get by level 5.

[Reptile1977]

Originally Posted by Cruentus
* A brain. (very important since most players who play don't seem to have one)
:)anyway who needs a brain if u are really good rutin experience
is works well enough:P
and what if im a supercomputer who likes to play gunrox
or an mi who likes test human reactions and abilities..:PP
:p

[pwned]

ratio 10/1 is awesome...

i toughts my ratio was good whit 432win 70lost...

[Cruentus]

Applications are closed. We have enough members for now. Thanks for taking an interest.

[Cruentus]

Hi people - we had to kick a player who faked in our fame game. His name is Manyita so a spot has become open.

Firstly, can I say one thing - never recruit Manyita into your clan. In our Clover fame game ([Noxious]12+9+5 vs [Panda]15+11) he did the following:

* Tried to scope through bushes.
* Tried to scope through walls.
* Once he spotted someone, he would run around for a few APs, like he was doing some kind of retarded dance, and then would shoot and then end up being stuck in the open because he wasted those APs.
* He would open a door, spot an enemy and run back a few APs, then he would go back and close the door and tried to get back again.
* Instead of shooting his RPK (who was in perfect range) and killing a Milkor unit who was on critical red, he walked backwards into the red zone and then would come back to the same spot he was standing in - as a result all 3 of my men got hit by 2 milkor shots and pretty much cost us any chance of winning. He was kicked from the clan immediately after this - this was proof enough for me that he was a fake player.
* He had poor foresight and would not set his sniper up for good shots - instead he would throw useless spots into bushes and walls.
* Instead of his seriously wounded guy taking a shot, he walked his man into the redzone and took a redzone hit just to look inside a box - hoping to find a white heal. He took 20+ damage in the process - negating any benefit that a big white medikit would have if he had found one.

For a player that had 238 wins and 27 losses - I am stunned that he could be so stupid. He clearly failed in one of the clan's main criteria which was to have a brain. I also suspect he faked a lot of those games to get a good record.

We are now looking for players that can play fame games battles and team battles - its not good enough just to be good at 1v1 games. As a result of this - I am going to review the performance and character of each of our clan members - be warned, some people are already on the chopping block. Here is one of them: Vyhklop - aren't you happy in our clan? You keep asking for 40mm and metal armor and we give them to you like the blood sucking parasite you are and then I find out you are asking clan C2A if you can join them? You better explain yourself.

[Cruentus]

Hi my in game name is mujahideen

win rate 74/ 11 with only 1 quit i think

gonna get cashed soon at may 19 with appearence

age around 19 - 21 cant say exact age

active almost 4 days a week

If someone is inactive take this application into consideration :)

What are you good at? 1v1 battles or team battles? Do you have anyone to vouch for your abilities?

Are you willing to play in games where you are out leveled?

[pwned]

We are now looking for players that can play fame games battles and team battles - its not good enough just to be good at 1v1 games. As a result of this - I am going to review the performance and character of each of our clan members - be warned, some people are already on the chopping block. Here is one of them: Vyhklop - aren't you happy in our clan? You keep asking for 40mm and metal armor and we give them to you like the blood sucking parasite you are and then I find out you are asking clan C2A if you can join them? You better explain yourself.

yes he ask me for clan, and of course i say no and i was asking why, then i didnt give me answer abt that,but i think this kind of thing, you should talk whit him on game, not on the forum.

[Xenons]

10/1 have just Fakers:]] like ultime account:]] 700 wins 37 loses and he still level 14:D:D when i asked him if he do fake he says that i'm gelous that he is better than me and when we played 1x1 i realised that he is noob so better try to find players with 10/2 ratio

[Ocelote]

curentus you are such a lol and noob player´that ive ever seen your clan is good for yourself all noob player look other clan lol your noob clan even have ruls to join its realy funny :p lol

[-Aras-]

If you need good player consider accepting me.
Lvl 13,active,have cash, good at 1x1 and team games

[EastCoastBeast]

ii lvl 10 really good stats very good weapons take me in clan plzzz:D

[mazen_ksa]

I want to joining the clan

[11Jay]

i want to be in clan good techniques but lvl 4 and no cash good stats and good at team battle :) please

[Ocelote]

curentus you are such a lol and noob player´that ive ever seen your clan is good for yourself all noob player look other clan lol your noob clan even have ruls to join its realy funny lol:mad::p

[hoanghuynh]

noxious clan is kinda annoying, and the leader is showing too much show boating :)

[the_force]

your clan is very noob cuse all memebrs use magic and they say before game dont put and what they put magic {reallllllly nooooooooooooooob}:mad::(:(:(

[The-King]

lol man i Know ! ! !

;)


Force can u tell my clan my gunrox have problom it's Dont work :mad:

Like Mustasm :(

some one help me !

[Cruentus]

curentus you are such a lol and noob player´that ive ever seen your clan is good for yourself all noob player look other clan lol your noob clan even have ruls to join its realy funny lol:mad::p

Who is laughing now? Check this out: http://www.gunrox.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4807

[Cruentus]

noxious clan is kinda annoying, and the leader is showing too much show boating :)

The plebs demand entertainment. I give the plebs what they want.

[-Boss_Of_Boss-]

hey hey, Cruentus nice clan "Noxious"! :)

some day we can take BR_force down!

we will be the top clan some day...! :cool:

[Cruentus]

hey hey, Cruentus nice clan "Noxious"! :)

some day we can take BR_force down!

we will be the top clan some day...! :cool:

We will be top clan in 13 hours. Congrats to all our members. They did an excellent job at fame gaming.

[-Boss_Of_Boss-]

there is many PH=Phillipine (http://www.Phillippines.com) members in Noxious! :D

Nice, we talk in tagalog (http://tagalog) sometimes! :)

__________________________________________________ ______________

Daming taong taga PH sa Noxious ayos!:)

[berserker]

I second that. These guys took fame wars seriously and here it shows. We need more serious clans like this, then when we will introduce clan medals there will be some real competition :)

[ProTeza]

The best of clans is Polska Mafia =)).

[hoanghuynh]

Who is laughing now? Check this out: http://www.gunrox.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4807

:) that's nice

[-Boss_Of_Boss-]

:( :( :(

Why am I kicked in clan Noxious?

nooo! noooo! nononono!

aff!

[-Boss_Of_Boss-]

I will just join to other clan!

bye Noxious!

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Cruentus]

I will just join to other clan!

bye Noxious!

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Yeah, but the clan must keep progressing.

Before you go, can you answer this question. Who is your Boss? Would it be Boss of Boss of Boss????

[Xx-LUDMILA-xX]

Yeah, but the clan must keep progressing.

Before you go, can you answer this question. Who is your Boss? Would it be Boss of Boss of Boss????

hi, if you are recluting now i think i'm a good player for join.

im casher,i have 238 wins and 13 lose and ARTS! :D

p.s: rosita-sexy is LOKA

[Xx-LUDMILA-xX]

I second that. These guys took fame wars seriously and here it shows. We need more serious clans like this, then when we will introduce clan medals there will be some real competition :)

i think alls clans are trying to do fame but the players are afraid of all.

because they think we use arts and BLA BLA BLA

[Cruentus]

We will have a vacant spot in the clan coming up this week.

[SMELLICT]

You are pathetic. I saw your clan demands and I dont think any real non-faker

player can apply for your clan.

Only 2 good things about your clan :

1. you made me laugh.

2. have some nice fame scores.

[Cruentus]

You are pathetic. I saw your clan demands and I dont think any real non-faker

player can apply for your clan.

Only 2 good things about your clan :

1. you made me laugh.

2. have some nice fame scores.

Dear Madam,

I assure you I did not fake to get this kind of score. Ask the victims I have faced in random battles and they will tell you how they fear me because I always win.

In regards to making you laugh, thank you for that. I like sycophants and always have room for more in my retinue if you wish to join.

As goes for fame scores, it has been a team effort. Thanks to everyone that has contributed, but more importantly, thanks to the noobs out there that smack talk us and then that lose to us. It makes this game so much more satisfying.

Regards, Cruentus.

PS: No you cannot join the clan.

[xxfight_mexx]

you people are sore losers....

everyone mad becuase they even lost to cruentus or by any of my members. take it like man. :mad:

and we take magic into fame so we can get more points. u would do the same if u had good magics so save all the comments about us using it

cruent is a good player ive played many games with him and he takes his clan and fames seriously all we wanna do is win win win!!!!!

and thats what we are doing :D

[hoanghuynh]

Dear Madam,

I assure you I did not fake to get this kind of score. Ask the victims I have faced in random battles and they will tell you how they fear me because I always win.

In regards to making you laugh, thank you for that. I like sycophants and always have room for more in my retinue if you wish to join.

As goes for fame scores, it has been a team effort. Thanks to everyone that has contributed, but more importantly, thanks to the noobs out there that smack talk us and then that lose to us. It makes this game so much more satisfying.

Regards, Cruentus.

PS: No you cannot join the clan.

dear noob/ loser:
your a noob, who uses magics in fame or in 1x1..... and your clan is full of noobs, well maybe not full of noobs, i just want to say your a noob in this game as always
P.s your clan sucks, no one wants to join your clan

[Hitmann]

Guys like him r jeaouls becuase they will never make it to 1st or 2nd

Toxicity and Noxious Rule !

dear noob/ loser:
your a noob, who uses magics in fame or in 1x1..... and your clan is full of noobs, well maybe not full of noobs, i just want to say your a noob in this game as always
P.s your clan sucks, no one wants to join your clan

lol there noobs ? thats u lost in the first round in the tourney so u cant talk

[hoanghuynh]

lol? i lost 1 game and i cant talk? listen noob, ask ur whole clan to pick some1 and 1x1 with me ok?

[BEEhigh]

Dear Madam,

I assure you I did not fake to get this kind of score. Ask the victims I have faced in random battles and they will tell you how they fear me because I always win.

In regards to making you laugh, thank you for that. I like sycophants and always have room for more in my retinue if you wish to join.

As goes for fame scores, it has been a team effort. Thanks to everyone that has contributed, but more importantly, thanks to the noobs out there that smack talk us and then that lose to us. It makes this game so much more satisfying.

Regards, Cruentus.

PS: No you cannot join the clan.

hahha smellict you are pathethic :D:D

[BEEhigh]

dear noob/ loser:
your a noob, who uses magics in fame or in 1x1..... and your clan is full of noobs, well maybe not full of noobs, i just want to say your a noob in this game as always
P.s your clan sucks, no one wants to join your clan

If you want to see a real noob go on youtube and acces hoang's video or easiest,simply open gunrox main screen you can access immediately ! hoang just look how you move LOL:D:D:D

[hoanghuynh]

If you want to see a real noob go on youtube and acces hoang's video or easiest,simply open gunrox main screen you can access immediately ! hoang just look how you move LOL:D:D:D

if you wanna be a faker like this noob, contact to him, this noob only fakes with high lvl's and low lvl's, i will kick your @ss when i have the same lvl as yours NOOB
p.s ur clan is full of noobs too

[Hitmann]

if you wanna be a faker like this noob, contact to him, this noob only fakes with high lvl's and low's lvl anything else, i will kick your @ss when i have the same lvl as yours NOOB
p.s ur clan is full of noobs too

u talk smack to low lvls becuase ur 30 now when a higher lvl comes u say w8 till i get to ur lvl

same here when i get to ur lvl u wont even touch me

[hoanghuynh]

u talk smack to low lvls becuase ur 30 now when a higher lvl comes u say w8 till i get to ur lvl

same here when i get to ur lvl u wont even touch me

i wont touch you and ur head just come right off thats simple, stupid kid

[RICARDO_IORIO]

if you wanna be a faker like this noob, contact to him, this noob only fakes with high lvl's and low's lvl anything else, i will kick your @ss when i have the same lvl as yours NOOB
p.s ur clan is full of noobs too

my clan dont have noobs like the flamedragod, hung : we lose..omg, i go quit. smellict : i too .

and alls are noobs? then this noob kick your *** 18 times.

[hoanghuynh]

my clan dont have noobs like the flamedragod, hung : we lose..omg, i go quit. smellict : i too .

and alls are noobs? then this noob kick your *** 18 times.

and this noob kicked your @ss 30 times+, and then a noob like u copied my fight style but still losing and then copied some1's fight style noob and successful with many reset skill NOOB

[Cruentus]

We have a newly vacant spot in our clan. I would like to hear from people that like fame games.

[SMELLICT]

We have a newly vacant spot in our clan. I would like to hear from people that like fame games.

Dear Cruentus,

In your wildest dreams I will not join your clan , period.

Calling me a sycophant just shows me that you must be living on another

planet , maybe Jupiter or something , How do you get good connection

to the internet there , i have no idea :p

You are the sycophant madam ! it is

shown clearly from your first message in this post. The bigger problem that

you have is Self Awareness.



P.s

We have a newly vacant spot on planet earth. Just in case you

are intresterd.

[ChuckRoxx]

Dude my record is 740-12!! thats a 100/1 ratio lol oh wait its 74 lol.... Why u gotta recruit people with a brain i smoke way too much pot to have one! Everyone says i got a smart rear end? What's that a about? I have a few accounts like i have a 8 12 16 28 level account! Oh man why am i even responding i already have a clan hahaha!!

[Ocelote]

i want to creat a clan myself and if its possible tell me some advise that how i increase like your clan:p

[fefowa]

whats the story about the Brains?

May i have some?

[--_Dr_Paulo_--]

whats the story about the Brains?

May i have some?

:eek:men i think you are gona be hungry cuz i rarely find players with brains :eek:

and cruentus just tell your clan members next time they ask fame to do the fame instead of not responding :mad:

[Pure-Power]

I'm level 10 I don't have that good stats but I am good player when armed. I use m60/milkor/colt/as main Weps but I do use a bunch of other stuff. I have cash occasionally. I can win against a clan player without the 20hp bonus so with it I plan to be good for fame. If there is a slight chance of me coming in the clan, please see me in game and I will tell you more about secondary weps.

PS: I think that I have a brain, but maybe you should try to find out for yourself. But then I'm thinking about it, so maybe i do have a brain and you won't need to investigate :p