The infamous STORY game, now here!

[Adamantine]

Hello! Since the forums seemed to lack a lot of cutesy entertaining and funny stuff - I decided to save you from boredom with the ever-annoying-yet-entertaining STORY game! :)

Here's the deal then, for those who are not familiar with it:
I will start a story in this post, which I hope will not be left in just one post...
You are to continue this story with 10-20 words, and then leave it to the next one and so on to continue from your post and so on! Not complicated at all, I just make it sound complicated :p

Here we go then, don't fail me - unless the moderators decide this is uneccessary and retarded... which it totally is, but it's cheering us up - atleast me!

And remember it doesn't have to be serious, and your grammar doesn't have to be pro at all. As long as we can keep it going.

"Jude woke up with a bottle in his hand, he looked..."

[tony2795]

"and found that his head was spinning like bill clinton should be feeling when he deals with hillary..."

hehehe my contribute to political media :D

[onetower]

...and walk out to grocery for some carrots...

[Adamantine]

"On his way he pondered, how carrots really reminded him of easter and that..."

Yay posters XD

[ByllyTheBruce]

....was an idea! he went to make some juice carrot and gave a gift for your girlfriend...

haha!

:)

[Adamantine]

"little did he know that carrot was the main ingredient in turning his girlfriend into what she truly was..."

[tony2795]

"as she ate the carrot she turned into a benelli, oh no!!! :eek:"

[VictorML]

"She was to have been transformed into a Colt M4 because..."


"benelli, oh no!!! :eek:" :)

[onetower]

...coz suddenly bad tony appears from the wooden fence with benelli and.... :D:D:D

[Adamantine]

"So Jude picked up this rather unusual looking Benelli-Colt - oh what a god-forbidden feeling it had to it, maybe..."

[onetower]

...aggresion, or ....

[Bulletmonk]

... a deep seeded lust for this half woman half gun creation, he started to stroke his...

[Bulletmonk]

... genie in a bottle, bam 1st wish "I want to join the hobo clan ;)....

[Adamantine]

"-"wait... that's not what I want! It must be what the unholy weapon wants me to think...What is this clan he mentions anyway", he..."

[onetower]

...maybe this Hobos clan rule over the world, so 1st i must join them and be an evil princess on white horse beacuse...

[Nobody]

the meaning of a p-value is the strength of evidence the sample data provides against the null hypothesis

[ByllyTheBruce]

...and he was wondering the null hypotesys was a plan to stupid people rule the world...

[ByllyTheBruce]

...so he may claim the help of the MIGHTY SUNGAS clan to provide some assistance in your quest against the stupid ones....

[Vasco]

hi I am matheus I wanted to learn how to get critical.mas I do as I do that?

[onetower]

...and then she kill matheus by carrots puts them deeply in his throat..."we've lost matheus omg"...she start crying and...

[ByllyTheBruce]

go start another life in russia cuz the U.S army start to searching...

[Adamantine]

"He had already purchased the tickets, to actually go and move to Russia, until his eyes met with her eyes... she was"

[ByllyTheBruce]

...the ex girlfriend in another times, and she look to him and start to cry because he is a wanted man....

[onetower]

with really big "gun", and big...

[Nobody]

Where upon Schrödinger's cat said "I bored of being placed in a sealed box shielded against environmentally induced quantum decoherence and finding myself in a quantum superposition of coexisting alive and dead states."

[onetower]

...and than he suddenly die 9 times, and that was his last words (miaus?)....

[onetower]

...so she quess how to solve this hypothesis...

[Nobody]

"Easy!" exclaimed Wigner's friend and then reasoned that as a conscious observer it must be in either one state or the other, hence conscious observations are different, hence consciousness is material.

[tony2795]

:confused: ...umm... they lived happily and emo-y ever after, THE END :D

[Maddawg420]

Wow that was ummmmmmmmmmmm pretty stupid. Please dont do it again. ty very much.

[lil_god]

you are stupid..
that was art!! :D if the artists are retarted and morans that is :P

but you can do it again, its wasting my time at work :)

[lolguy]

but it was not yet the end!becuase of too much solveing,nobody went crazy with dr. schrodingerwhotheheckishe and then they attacked gunrox!1!!! o noes!!:eek:

[mebeast]

...and matheus suddenly came to life, and with carrotts giving better eyesight, he then obtained advanced insight. Then when he looked at the mans girlfriend he saw...

[Dewdundency]

a pair of furry traps! Beautiful as they were... nothing could resist the wonderful...

[mebeast]

...traps she set on his "gun" disabling him for a whole turn! Just then he...

[paraman]

...the tears never stoped,the carots she took of matheus trhoat...

[Maddawg420]

OMG HOW ABOUT THIS : with all the carrots, and shemales, and what ever other pointless things you all came up with, Everyone and Everything gathered in town square, just as the USA dropped the A-Bomb and WHIPED everything out of the face of the earth............. THE END SO SHUT UP. Thank you for your time, good bye now.

[lolguy]

soon,strange mutations roamed the earth and there were only a few humans left and now they have to survive the strange creatures!

[Maddawg420]

God end of story, Everyone is dead, No life on Earth, Earth is a shell of a dead planet, all is gone, the stupid carrot is disenegrated, thats it, the end. good bye

[mebeast]

Oh comon mad have some pointless fun!

[Maddawg420]

there is no fun with this POINTLESS thread lol, the story made like NO sense what so ever. If the story was good, and made sense then yes i would have some fun, but .............. A FREAKING CARROT.......... come on people.

[onetower]

go on, start next one, and look how many ppl u get involved hmm i bet 3 not from RT

[luke1976]

As the sky turned black and lightening raked down from the heavens the mighty ARTIFACT rose from the depths of the ocean and into the hand of........

[michielh3]

... the chosen one , this person was awaited for over 1000 years and finally he arrived to ....

[Late]

I think this game is much more funnier, if you are only allowed to add 3 words per post.

[Belladona]

I think I found a bug in the game.
so I sure I speak. :confused:

[lolguy]

I think I found a bug in the game.
so I sure I speak. :confused:

lol
ok now i continue story.
...slay the mighty emortal noob emperor that has reign over the kingdom of gunrox and oppressed the weak and powerless newbies.......
(i think this will be epic:p)

[Maddawg420]

So the All Mighty Warrior named Maddawg420, took his vorpal sword in hand, and wandered the forbidden wastes of what was once the corrupt world we know as Earth looking for his ferocious enemy .........

[luke1976]

the super mutated giant man eating FURRY who dwelled in the toxic wastes of new mexico and ate the Noobs of his kingdom as a sacrfice to ASTOR .........

[lolguy]

who had a great evil knight named berserker.....

[Terminator101]

also including the great evil titan known to noobs as LIVE...

[mebeast]

...Just then, out of nowhere, came the all powerful (sarcasm) FBI clan and they...

[Notorious]

...spent all 12 AP just getting to the feet of the ASTOR...it was a 10v1!!..well 11 if you count that no name leader that joined them...what was his name?...madd something...

[Sheriff]

...actually Maddawg420 was nowhere to be found...he had wandered into the FURRY BOG and got mined to peices. As for FBI...ASTOR raised his mighty hand and ANNIALATED them all with his mighty FIST!!!...
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..and was banned by the lesser god Berserker for "Mega Fake"...DAMN! Astor thought to himself...another 72 hours...I HATE Noob clans!!!

The End.


Next story!!! :) :)

[Dewdundency]

OMG ROFLMAO - ok... I nominate a new medal for Notorious only "Best story medal"

[lolguy]

once apon a time in a far away land,where noobs and noob clans and noob people and noob leaders ruled the world....

hey wait,what happened to live the titan?

[berserker]

OMG ROFLMAO - ok... I nominate a new medal for Notorious only "Best story medal"

I'm afraid we don't have medals made of dirt :D

[lolguy]

I'm afraid we don't have medals made of dirt :D

hahahahahaha

[lil_god]

if you want guys, i can tell you the real story of the Gods.
since dawn of days till this days.

and how the arbes, jews and chrirstiens just got misunderstood of what we ment and all of this religion starts upon the earth.
its similar to the little mermaid story

[Dewdundency]

if you want guys, i can tell you the real story of the Gods.
since dawn of days till this days.

and how the arbes, jews and chrirstiens just got misunderstood of what we ment and all of this religion starts upon the earth.
its similar to the little mermaid story

arbes and chrirstiens??? seriously?

[lil_god]

arbes and chrirstiens??? seriously?

first of all: YES
second, you didnt had problem with the jews :)
and either way you didnt say if you want to hear the story or not :mad:

[Dewdundency]

I was referring to your excellent spelling job there. :) I also think the "Jews" should be "Jewish people", it is a more polite and politically correct term.

[BEEmine]

so whats the story.....;)

[lil_god]

I was referring to your excellent spelling job there. :) I also think the "Jews" should be "Jewish people", it is a more polite and politically correct term.

well, my mother language is hebrew so i want to see you spell even one word proprlly :) (in hebrew that is)
and i can say jews cause i am one of them ;) its like only a black man can use the N' word :)

[berserker]

Oh noes! :eek: I know this is general chat section but please don't start all those stupid flame wars about religion or politics, I hate them as hell :)

[onetower]

...once upon the time when on Earth was 2 Gods - Putin and Barack, appear from time hole flame warrior called Madd with AK 47 in his hands and RPG on his back, and...

[lil_god]

the most improtent thing, his side-kick Dewdundency with no grace but a good furry

[Dewdundency]

But what Madd didn't know... was that he was actually Dew's sidekick...

[michielh3]

.. Although the sidekick always did All the work while Dew got away with the Honor ..

[luke1976]

lord Dewy strode along with his mighty magic vacuum cleaner while madd kept a keen eye for any danger his AT4 loaded and ready......

[Notorious]

...to finish off anything caught in Dewy's bear traps. Little did they realize, they were being watched. Two miles away, high on a hill, Noto sat...Barret in hand, watching Dew's helpless little furry plant his mines. Noto smiled to himself...silly little furry...he's standing on his mine! Noto put a insanly expensive shell in the chamber and got ready to fire...

[Takeout]

...BANG! Noto's sniper fell over dead...as three of Noob Nation's finest stood over his body. Gungho, will pistols in one and had granades in the other looked down at the twitching body saying "...such a noob...". What was he looking at from up here anyway?...and where is the rest of his team?...

[Gungho]

He looks to the right, and sees Notorious' lackeys fumbling and bumbling over some ridiculously expensive medical packs... "Where are the directions for these dang things?" he overhears one of them say...

[Chicken]

"Idiot, what are you doing here? Go guard the other 8 medical packs that we put down earlier" - Then the brave little man set off to guard the packs... "8 steps North and 3 steps West... or was it 8 steps West and 3 steps North..."

[Always_Magic]

Just over the hill, Always_Magic heard quite a commotion. He quickly finished dusting off is Personal, Godly, Legendary, Dazzaling, Stunning, Noxtious, RPG, and crept up the hill to take a look.

Sure enough, 2 Noto units, 3 Gungho units all with backpacks filled with granades, and one dead sniper, were all standing, laying nearby looking for med packs and granades.

He lined up his shot and Woooshhhhhh! (thats the RPG) -------> BANG! (thats the dmg), Bizzzzit! (thats the stun), Gazzzing! (thats the blind), and as the dust settled, AMagic had no problem finsihing off the bedazzeled Gungho units with his Godly, Godly, Godly, Durable Python, and his crappy Holy, Sacred, Lightened, Accessible, Legendary, Sureshot, Shotgun.

He just need a few more hits to finish off Noto's HP units when he heard another noise...

[Sheriff]

...it couldn't be!!! But it WAS! Damn! The Sheriff! "I just arrested 6 people for planting bear traps on sacred burial grounds. They resisted so I had to hurt them a bit, but a little police brutality never hurt anyone right? :) "

What are you doing up here? Are you responsible for these 4 dead units and 2 more that are almost dead...wait...nope they are half health...wait...no...HOLY HECK!...what kind of insane regen is that! I'm arresting Noto because he is a MUTANT! As for you AMagic...you only have 4 kills...so i still consider you a NOOB.

Come along Noto, you freaking Xmen Wolvarine...

[Terminator101]

to bad for the sheriff (maybe good for noto) the terminator shows up with his milkor and 200 grenade packs and blasts the sheriff but unfortunately a grenades ricochets of notos super resistant power armour and the terminator blows himself up, however it is impossible for terminators to self-terminate, so just then something came out of the blue and...

[lolguy]

ther jumped out multiple hordes of undead berserkers headed by(sarcasim) the almighty lolguy.....

[_VIP_]

ther jumped out multiple hordes of undead berserkers headed by(sarcasim) the almighty lolguy.....

"IIIIi wwwiillll bbaannnn youuuuu allll forrr that bad faking action" the zombies of bers say.
and a red writing appears
and all where stood quite till....

[lolguy]

"IIIIi wwwiillll bbaannnn youuuuu allll forrr that bad faking action" the zombies of bers say.
and a red writing appears
and all where stood quite till....

lolguy screams o noes!:eek:and then he kills him self cause he knowes that death is inevitable

[_VIP_]

lolguy screams o noes!:eek:and then he kills him self cause he knowes that death is inevitable
now alwost dead.
only the manny zobies of berseker thay was out of control and bannd,silenced and kick all who thay where saw.
what now should berseker controll all?
but what that WOWOWOW there come live (art the best one ):D...

[Terminator101]

and then he RPGed and miniguned all the zombie bers, being undead they simply fall apart, come back together, then fall apart again, however live has infinite rockets and ammo so continues to fire when...

[Eu_Eu]

When they found that amazing carrots from the previous story drpoed on floor :eek: and were going to make a juice, but...

[Maddawg420]

its funny how ALL of dews and Notos characters said something to make this story sound like they are GODS heheheheheheh too bad.

[onetower]

...and Evil Lord Maddawg destroy whole story with useless post and all forum members consider to...

[Notorious]

...ban him from ever posting on this Thread again...


(note to Madd...do you deny that our posts were fun?...intersting?...made you laugh?...isn't that the point?...AND...my post killed my own guy...lol)

[Dewdundency]

Ummm my posts were entertaining as well... And did you notice that no one even fired a shot in my posts? I think Maddawg is jealous of our Storytelling.

Ding, Dewdundency Storytelling skill level up 2!

[Maddawg420]

i agree that your posts were funny, but the whole idea of this story "i guess" was to be a story with OTHER people involved, for like two whole pages was nothing but your guys players, talking about u guys :) if u know what i mean.

[Maddawg420]

*BING* Maddawgs Criticism Skill Increased to Lvl 5 :)

[lolguy]

and then everyone keeps lvling up until they are all godly

*BING* lolguy's randomness skill increased to lvl 2

[Notorious]

Madd, you need to chill OUT! No one "defined" this post in any way other then a "story game". If you would like to define it better for us, go ahead...why don't you tell us what you want us to say...

I don't see how our posts are any different then yours: "So the All Mighty Warrior named Maddawg420, took his vorpal sword in hand, and wandered the forbidden wastes of what was once the corrupt world we know as Earth looking for his ferocious enemy .........
Did i miss something? Or is that you..."making yourself out to be a GOD".

I'm just kind of surprised that you have so much "vested interest" in a fun post telling silly stories. LIGHTEN UP!!! GEEEZZZ!!! Its not like it wasn't in good humor...sadly, you are living up to your login name...you need to relax dude or Berserkers going to give you a forum title of your own. :) ..."PMS Poster"?

[Notorious]

****NEW STORY****

In a far away land, where the name "Notorious" never existed...lived a little girl named Ma...Maddaline. She had 4 sisters, all 20 years of age. Sadly, their PMS happened on the same day! What a commotion! The other townsfolk considered sending them away because the 4 sisters (age 20) were so disruptive. :) :) :)

One fine afternoon, Maddaline was tending her carrot garden when she noticed something shiny in the bushes...

[Maddawg420]

Maddaline ............ hmmmmm i wonder what he really means, and no Noto i posted 1 thing about me, and quickly you and dew took ALL ur accounts and made the WHOLE story about you guys, yes it was funny, but a bit unsavory if you know what i mean. I wont be posting anymore on this stupid story thread, for i feel its useless, no matter what the storyline is, everyone always changes it someway to make themselves sound cooler and others not so cool. So guys have fun.

[Notorious]

...Maddaline picked up the shiny object and realized it was glass bottle with a note in it. The note read: "We, the poeple of this thread...er town, would like you to post...er live elsewhere."

In a huff, Maddaline shouted some nosensical statements about herself and also about "the ones who must not be named" and left town.

"Is she gone?...Is she really gone?"...the townspeople asked...as they crept out of hiding.

"Only time will tell"

So, the people once again began to laugh, to have fun, and most importantly...to tell their stories.

[Chicken]

Enough of this Maddawg420 - your last message was deleted due to flame content - do not let it happen again.

[Maddawg420]

LMAO Due to what FLAME contect Dew, i was asking for him NOT to insult me but go ahead used your power trip, i am not scared.

[Maddawg420]

...Maddaline picked up the shiny object and realized it was glass bottle with a note in it. The note read: "We, the poeple of this thread...er town, would like you to post...er live elsewhere."

In a huff, Maddaline shouted some nosensical statements about herself and also about "the ones who must not be named" and left town.

"Is she gone?...Is she really gone?"...the townspeople asked...as they crept out of hiding.

"Only time will tell"

So, the people once again began to laugh, to have fun, and most importantly...to tell their stories.

AND THIS ISNT FLAME CONTECT DIRECTED TO PERSONALLY INSULT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Notorious]

New story!!!!!!

So...Lolguy is...well FUNNY...he makes people laugh! One quite afternoon, Lolguy was just thinking about a battle he had just won and he started to laugh...he laughed so hard he shot himself in the foot with his python! "Thankgoodness it wasn't my RPG" he thought.

Eu_eu heard the shot and came running over and offered...

[Notorious]

AND THIS ISNT FLAME CONTECT DIRECTED TO PERSONALLY INSULT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Correct Madd, that was to get you to sit up and take notice of your previous posts...I'd suggest you follow your own suggestion and don't come here again if it bothers you that much. :(

Now back to the story!!!

[Dewdundency]

he offered up his medpacks to patch up lolguy's foot... But what is that GOD AWFUL SMELL!?!? Euuu! Euuuu! Just then Beemine...

[BEEmine]

strip of her cloths and wear her famous swimsuit to offer the GODS.......

[onetower]

...which teleport BEEmine to medieval...

[lolguy]

...which teleport BEEmine to medieval...

castle wherein the name "notorious" is randomly placed everywhere.....

[onetower]

...and after BEEmine climb to the "notorious" wall of it, in "notorious" window appear beaty "notorious" princess, and his minds become nasty, he though to become a "notorians" leader...

[Eu_Eu]

So Eu_Eu realized he was in the story!!!! :eek: Then, he asked to Madda rlx a bit and let we dude have fun. :D But i was BANNED FROM STORY because i don't have a doctor with good medkits. :cool: So sad... :(

[lolguy]

so eu_eu traveled far away until he reached the path known only to mortals as the "psycho-path"......

[HomeRnDrby1]

as eu_eu traveled down the path... he noticed a recent flyer for "Chicken's Gunrox Tournament", and wondered...

[Notorious]

"If I dress up as a stork, maybe the Sheriff of Roxingham won't recognize me and I can play!" So he hurried off to make a stork costume on his sewing machine...

[RedGuardian]

...only to later find that the tournament is already over :p.......